UpDAtE on THE HACKERS War Against the Desi Janwars -- Straight from the Battlefield!

Mr. Mien Pagal Houn, THE HACKER’s chief instructor, was found injured laying underneath a cherry tree crying softly to himself. His condition is very critical which brings more hope to the Desi Janwars. THE HACKER claimed, "VUT? THIS LIE!! U NO SPEAK TRUTH! I NO B-LEEV! I VILL VIN. TOMORROW! dAT DEFINITE!"

Furthermore, Mr. and Ms. Chumchi, THE HACKER’s own mother and father were brutally killed by him when they said to him, "Beta, larna jhagarna bori baat. Asa nehi karo." When asked about how he feels, THE HACKER was reported to have said, "VUT? ME NO CARE! SHURRAP!"

The Desi Janwars are not in a good shape either. Mr. Shayr, their commander, tripped on THE HACKER’s only wife. Mr. Bhalo lost all his teeth and claws when he was running away from the waves of Ocean. Ocean, meanwhile, was cursing Mr. Bandar for trying to wave like him. Mr. Morghi was caught in the women’s beauty salon, busy beautifying himself in this scary time. Mr. Chuwa and Mr. Chirya was hiding from Mr. Billi and they all refused to show up at the town meeting. Mr. Hathi refused to fight because he remembered that four scores ago he was calling for water but nobody listened, which made him severely anger and blow fumes at his wife. Mr. Kutta was barking loudly because his mother was not allowing him to brush his hair.

The Desi Janwars leader, however, doesn't care the slightest bit and still dreams of his victory day after tomorrow.