Thursday, February 13, 2003
Imposters on the Run
The latest hobby here in the town seems to be.. COPYCATTING! Throughout the streets, there seem to be doubles, triples, and even a whole hoard of twin-like people.
"Thiss eeeeez getting VURY disturbing!! Vury bad!" exclaimed the well-known villager, Mr. Paloochie. "Just last night somvun called my home and said he was my son. Why! My son was with me on the phone ven call came!"
Police are also disturbed. Officer Asjanp said that he had 42 young men in custody and all 42 were claiming to be the well-known criminal San T Claws.
"They even had his 2 feet claws!" he sputtered.
Singer Starstruck Konz’s latest album was a hit as millions of fans filled the shops to buy "You Always Copy Me."
A few hours later, however, Starstruck Konz claimed he never sung that.
