Monday, January 06, 2003
UP DATE..UPDATE!! NOT ALL the Punjabis!!!!!!! ONE sole SURVIVOR!!!!!!!!!!
Its a plane!! no.. its a bird!!!!!... no its Punjabi billo multaan di.. and shes more alive then ever...and shes not a mere femal gentile of the race, shes a fighter.. shes a beliver. and most of all shes the tandoor wali... how can an army continue to fight withut being fed FRESH naan. ???? Where is the logic behind all this.. all this logic is supported by Mr. AAg Bhujao, although he claims hes not a punjabi folk.. he IS the insurance salesman they tried to beat the $#@! outta last year.
SO why does he defend the punjabis so sincerely????? is it A) perhaps he and Ms. Bil Multaan di are getting it on... now that her KHAWAND is erased frm the picture???.. B) it IZ business yaar... oh well wahtever it is we are sure he will prove to be an excellent Insurance sales men
NOw u must be scartching yer head wondering abt the mysterious sales man.. who is he??? where is he frm?? what is his motive??? power??? and y the PUNJABIS??? ... the truth is.. we dont know. this goes into the unsolved files.. a personal interview with Ms. Billo proved us .. err MORE confused .. she was caught quoting her late khawands words *Billo, teri roti kithey hai????* [ ENGLISH TRANSLATION: O Billo my luv, where is yer roti located?]
this didnt prove much.. we will find out more.. Desi Janwars are dead by now.. not physically jes emotionally.. they need Naan. and KArachitte women fail to produce naanz..
in days to come: Shortage of Naans and arthiritis
