A State Of Denial

Samantha Jones's Mangi Mangni was today. Now, meeting all of the idiots that Konz calls 'relatives' She began to go through a state of denial, and refused to believe that she was to get married with StarStruck. She has been bursting into tears everytime she looks at her daddy's picture. Her wellwishers, however are most happy. "Say, got anymore of the Choclate De'Liquer? Now I kan finally start partying!" said Fatty Dolger. His wife, however, explains for us that, "... Konz is a very kind person. In which case, Mz. Sam will most likely divorce him, to cause him more pain."

Samantha Jones, as you all know, runs the company, SMJAY Corp., which is famouse all around the block for the most exquiste slaves ever! "I-I- remember the time Sam was a k-kid, an she used to k-ki-ss everyone of my boo boos. eVeRy! Even when it was on some ehh.. *unusual* places. A shame. A shame to see her like this."

Samantha Jones's biography will be out soon, and people are expecting it, since they're afraid (happy) that she'll most likely die of this "HORRIBLE EXPERIANCE!"!