Sunday, January 12, 2003
SHIRRIFS Returned to Improper Functions and Numbers
HARRY POTTAH MUST NOT RETURN TO HOGWARTS!! He'll BE in graaaaaave danger!!
Harry Potter the famest criminaly wizard has announced his return (and that the title of the deputy mayor belongs to HIM). He has been at work lately, and has officially destroyed St. Harry's Institute for Incredibly Criminal Boys, because it violated his name, and prophicy, and returned the Shirriffs to their improper functions, and numbers in order for them to guard his city fiercly.
He has also taught a yung wizard Miss. Virginia Weasly, how to survive under the torment of her husband, Draco Malfoy. "OH, its EXTREMELY excellent! HOW EXTREME! I eXtReMeLy don't have bruises on my arms nowadays!! I'm EXTREMELY looking prettier! Thank you Master Potter~!!" says Ginny. "It's an honor. Really. It is. WHAT? It is!!" exclaims a very red and blushing Master Potter.
Ahh.. can it get better? or for worse?
