Tuesday, January 07, 2003
Mr. Tritly Promises Townspeople Another Treat
mr. tritly, well known for his miserliness, said that he would buy another ice cream cone for ever townperson (yes, including childrenz!).
said he, "you allzzzz COULD remember I AM PURTY SURE that fourteen years ago i did this exact thing. now i shall do it again.. my generousity continues to surprise me!!!"
yes, his generosity is very surprising. the mansion he lives in is the only proof of his great wealthyness. his own children (including his onnnnnnly son!) work in order to eat and get educated.
sayz he, "MY CHILDREN NEEED TO LEARN TO EARN A LIVING. I WORKED AND I ENJOY my money. THEY ENJOY THEIR OWN SO WHY CRY ABOUT THIS! BESIDES THEY ARE MYYYYYYYY KIDS AND I DO WHAT I WANT. SO HAHAHAHH!!!"
