h1 Sunday, January 05, 2003

Mr. Trittly's son-Gonna Get Married Soon!

Mr. Trittly's son just decided that he was gonna get married to Chinese, Ms. Kaloka.

"VAT YOU SAYYYY?" yelled Mr. Ma Foo, a riksha driver, when he heard the news, "YOU BE MARRYING A CHAPTI!"

"So whatt!" said Mr. Paloochie, "ATleast its not a FOB!!"

Mr. Ma Foo was extremely dissapointed with the news, but Mr. Trittly's son didn't care a single bit because he loved Ms. Kaloka.

"WHY! EVEN HER NAME IS LIKEE OMG COOL!!" he exclamied, "Ms. KALOKA! WOWZERZ! NICEYY! Besides, I Don't CARE IF I MARRY A CHAPTI! ChapTi's CAN BE COOL! doii!"

Half the world agreed with him, and thats all what matters!