Mr. Paloochie had Faked his Kidnappy

Mr. Paloochie, as you might remember, (if you dont, see archives) had been kidnapped quite a while ago.. Now has been figured that he was not kidnapped, as a matter of fact he had faked his kidnapping to see if people would miss him or if people would be willing to pay a millllllllllllllion YEN for him!

He wazz caught at Lala Land, when Noozley Reporters went there for a winter vacation. Found at the beach sipping pink lemonade, he screamed at his arrest.

Says Mr. Paloochie most shocked, "TIS THE PURRRRRE RESULT OF STINKIN COMPANY!! My wife? SHE IS EVEN A PURE STINKERRRRRR!!! SHE NO LIKE ME! OMG OMG!"

Ms. Paloochie, Mr. Paloochie's wife exclaimed, "DID HE HAVE TO BE FOUND???? I WANTED HIM TO BE LOST FOREVER!! FOREVER AND EVERRRR!!! NOOO...!! MOMMA!!" And with that she burst into a fit of tears.

His kids, however, reacted most happily, "POPPA'S BACK HOME! FOUND FOUND FOUND!! YAHOOO PAPA. YOU RULE!"

Much to Ms. Paloochies happiness, however, Mr. Paloochie is sentenced 3 to 4 seconds in jail! And when he comes home, she's gonna send him to buy the groceries! "Out of sight, Out of mind!" she stated matter-of-factly.