Karachi Prepares againts the Hacker and his *army* (yea rite..)

reported by Ms. Amriki m'am peeley baal wali..

VAT!!!!!! is this ludukrishna?? " The Hacker vill never survive with out the Naans." - EVERY Proud Karachites claim..

mmhmm sure right. so how is the hacking maniac taking over the world again??? anotehr weakness must be found. Alas!!!

This remains an unsloved case. All of the crazy JAVAAn reporters are scaratching their black baals... like WHY??


IN OTHER NEWS

There is a new discovry.. its kinda relates to the hacker.. itsa female power.. we dunno where its frm.. but we know it exists.. bizarre.. It seems as if the hacker is plannign to raid the world to find this female compnanion to eat naan and ata with. And live hackingly ever after with... THIS IS Just a THEORY

THE NAANS are only a craving.. not survival.. mmmhmmm. it seems as if sumtimes the Hacker becomes frightened when cute lil fuzzy white mice appear. *ponder*... we are researching this.. (ya right..!!!!!)