jonz confesses

jonz, the newly engaged fiance to samantha jones, confessed his real identity today. he claims that his real name is starstruck konz, and was a real kon artist in real life. "but," says jonz/konz, "i only changed my name because i so very much like the last name jonz, and so very much liked not to be a kon artist, cause the name konz revealed too much about my konny life."

the smjay company's cooperatives are furious, but ms. smjay dismisses the matter with a wave of her newly polished sparkly hands. "oh, its all good. i never knew a person would like my name soooo much! but then again you never know.. or maybe you do. doesn't matter."

the well wishers of ms. jones (now konz i think), are worried for her. "hey ya know, its like the guy's taking his wife's last name, when his wife is supposed to take his last name!" says madam michymunny. "this whole opperation is jacked up."

and so, hate mail arrives as the jones (konz i think) mansion, for mr. jonz (konz maybe?)