Sunday, January 05, 2003
The Janwar's UPDATE
Mr. Hacker's plans seem to be tot-ally ruined! His key ally Mr. Tee Pee, (Chief of the Native Amreekan tribes) misunderstood his words (because of his apparent illiteracy in Mr. Hacker's mother tongue) and thought that Hacker was calling for a war against January instead of Janwars!
"It waz a typo on his behalf!" roared the very embarrased Mr. Pee. "Not my fault, I tell you! No sir!"
Hacker still seemed in good spirits, confident that he would be succesful. "These desi dum folk! They no english!" he said "I very smart! I *K*NO*W* english. I vill vin. Tomorrow day of my vin!"
Meanwhile, Native Amreekan world is celebrating the arrival of an early February as Mr. Tee Pee had January killed from the calendars.
