Janwars in Uproar: Mota Haati Ate All Naan

after a couple of days of the janwars dreamings of naan, the only punjabi left in punjab miss billlo multaan di agreed to ship das (10) kilo of naans to the starving janwars in karachiland. as soon as the shipment arrived however, mr. mota haati devoured each and every naan!!

the other janwars immediately pounced on the selfish haati, and a such a battle ensued, that onlookers sweared they hadnt seen anyone fight like that before. the janwars who were thought to be weaklings, because of their so far defeat from the hacker, surprised the world.

the hacker was very stunned too. "my!" he said. "if the janwars would unite and fight against me, i would never be able to defeat them!"

the janwars finally killed mr. haati who left behind a starving widow and twelve starving children. miss patli haati, his widow, declared "he always ate all the food up, maybe now we can gain some weight too!".. but gaining weight? that seems so far impossible as the whole of karachi is boycotting food of any type until they could taste their favorite naans again.

miss billo multaan di had only this to say, "i've ran out of atta!"