Tuesday, January 07, 2003
The Hacker On His Way To Karachi
Report from Samantha Hilliard
Karchians are extremely *EXTREMELY* scared, since the hacker is heard to be coming there way, which is true, and it's not just a rumor. Ah (changes to southwestern) mean that sum rumors ah soo untruee yah know? But mah news ain't ah rumor, 'cause its truee. 'Cause ah get mah news from the pros. Lahk the pros called Miss. Madam Micchy Munny forever. Miss. Madam Michy Munny is tha greatest provider of the seclusion of horses. Oh deah Gawd. Ah think ahm loosing mah senses. Ah Gotta go nawh.
