Sunday, January 05, 2003
Hacker Bailed Outta Jail (Reddy for Revenge)
I (the hacker), ladies and gentile meanies, is officially planning to have an all out war against Desi Janwars. It's a totally neccessary thing, of course, since my dear ( i.e. idiotic) Desi Reporters of The Noozley have totally pissed me off. I have an army of tens of thousands of Ganday Batai, all with me, in order to wipe out the entire population of Desi Janwars, and their all mighty allies, the Chaptis, and Chaptai, and tens and thousands of Urdu Speeking Maniacs.
First, I shall do an attack on Lahor, moving on to the capital city of Islamabad. Once that is down, I shall be the victor.
WOMAN AND CHILDREN FIRST TO DIE!
P.S. My army is already on its way to the home of Nilo Pupo, the greatest ever genral, which is in Lahor. THANK YOU!
