Closed Report

The Affending Noozley, is announcing its temporarily hiatus, meaning the only newspaper the town has ever had will not be selling news again anytime soon. The town is currently down in the dumps, you see, and the reporters find it very disgusting to report of a town of such... disgustingness.

Now, the town is not only down in the dumps, but very sad to see The Affending Noozley go. It's a dillema they had to face 3,000 years ago, and now they face it again. "Three thousand years!! It is hard to wait 3,000 years for our favorite newspaper to come back!" exclaim the townspeople, and all the tourists/visitiors.
"Well its your own fault, you see, for not being so good as to read the newspaper, in other words, I say YOU ARE LYING!!" says a very hurt and sad Miss. Serinity Affendy, captain of the reporting team. "You never appreciated our work! Well, adios amigos to you~!"

Goodbye guys! We'll miss you! A lot! You brought happiness and seclusion to our world! NO ONE CAN EVER DO THAT!!

-The TownsPeople