Sunday, January 05, 2003
Childrens Find New Hobbies
The childrens of the town, have discovered something enjoyable to themselves, and quite very disturbing to the growing number of town rickshaw ankuls. (Rickshaw ankuls were first sighted in town four years ago.. They were reported to have escaped their home countries to find a better life here.)
Reports describe the hobby as such: a children motions a rickshaw ankul to stop. Then the children asks the driver "Will you go to the park right now?"
Ankul answers: "Yes I go to park now."
Children says "THEN GO WWWWWHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY FACEEEEEEEE!!!" And with that he slaps the rickshaw ankul with a kirket bat and runs away.
"This is not good! bad! bad children! they must be stop! ve cannot tollly raaate thiz!! baad!! i so scared to drive now! i never stop for people now! i loose business!! this must be end! i vill go to court tomorrow!!!" complained a very angry Mota Ankul.
Kala Ankul joined in saying "my child are starving. they good childs. they no do bad thing. i no earn money now. big boy cries all night. he soooooooo hungry. more hungry then he fat! we not like this when we small. we beed good boys and gulls! they must be gooded!"
Childrens claim they havent had such fun ever before!
