The case of the Collapsed Filafil
Reported by Habni Kamal.

Yeah. so thats what happened. ya know? it was like this. i spent like TWO friggen hours preparing this YJUMMMMM Filafil.. but then.. its like OMG!!!! this is da bomb!! soooo good. it had everything in it. i poured my life, soul-- heck my exixstance in this sandwich. so this Friends re run is on. and i look up to see Joey perform a dumb blond trick. and BOOM. it falls apart. it was like in slow motion!!! i couldnt belive it. i got it in time before there were any fatalties. but it was too late. it jes didnt feel right. u know?
like it jes didnt go back to its original form. i think i stand as the accused.. cus ya know... well heres the on the realll down low.. im not supposed to be eating no filafils. see.. umm i dunno how to say this but im PAKI shhhhhhhh!!!! lets keep that on the hush hush.. umm so im still traumatized by the collapse.. they had to call 911. but allahumdullillah im under contorl .. i hyperventialted.. since u know. it was SOO shocking.

in the weeks to come:
Updates on how Habni Kamal recovers, and how she handels this loss.