h1 Friday, January 03, 2003

BTW (BY THE WAY)

The Hacker is put in jail. The Reporters say that they never *EVER* had ANY intentions of letting such an evil dude run the newspaper for them. Hackers are definetly a pollution cause to this society! WE MUST NEVER EVEER tollerate their inciplicit ways to rule the world. Or as Cyber Space as they call it!!

"We must remeber to teach our children good and valuable ways to learn" says Miss. Truth Is Always Good, teacher at local elephantry school. "They must be taught how to reject *ALL* hackers, never minding their intentions... SEE?"

The Hacker, however has payd a million pakistani rupis to state his opinion. "I trying to be good! I GOOD HACKER! WHY YOU NOT SEE?" he sayd to the Secratory of Opinions. He was replied with a simple statement:

"Rule 1- All hackers are notified to be one hundred percent EVIL. We shall not we shall not see them being good or great, or even excellent."