And They Say That Samantha Jones Ruled Forever..

Historians, Physcians, Musicians, Archaeologist, Anthropologists, Geoligists, Engerneeers, and all the world is extremely sad to revel the fact that beautiful, pretiful, kindful, blissful, holyful, extremeful, goodful SMJay (Samantha Jones) has died today. She was one of the many victims in the Hackers brutal slaughtering festivity. Her fiance was a hacker's supportive. Its- its shocking and surprising that someone would do such a thing as to destroy the only beautiful light that this world had.

Deputy Harry Potter's (High School Sweetheart of SMJay) Speech:

"... I knew it, you knew it, everyone knew it! It was just too impossible to get it to our minds that our (rather mine) SMJay wouldn't listen to us! She's been living here for what- ALL HER LIFE? We've been what- HER BESTEST FRIENDS TILL THE END? But- But- people people!" He exclaims to the thundering roar of the world, "SMJay was here dealing with the most powerful evil thing in the world!! The Hacker!! Now, it is true that he hacked her mind. It is true that he is a stupid git. It's all true. But, you see, our SMJay was fighting with him! She was! Remeber her state of denial? I KNEW IT!! I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! YOU KNEWWWWWWWWWW IT!! SMJAY DOES NOT- I REPEAT- DOES NOT LOVE KONZ! YAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

We will never forget you SMJay!

WE LUV YOU SMJAY!! ALWAYS IN OUR HEARTS!! ZUTTO!!! (FOREVER!)!!

The funeral will be on Moonday, where M&M is going to sing for his mumma.

Bless You SMJAY!!

The tribute to SMJay will be on Channel Never There Never Will Be on 9:00 the friday after the funeral.