h1 Thursday, December 19, 2002

You can never make it grow...

More child sadness. Jamie Thumpy has been waiting patiently and IMpatiently for her plant to grow. Now, she's perfectly tired, and so are her dreams of being a famoooose gardener. Now she plans on becoming a farmer, against her parents wishes. "I care for what they think, but I'm totally kewl on this one darling." she says. "I plan on going out to see the REAL world. Ya know? Expand mah mind? Expand the days of my life! I wanna see! I WANNA SEE!! I wanna become something more than anything I can be! I wanna see the world! Explore the lands! Go on safaris! Hey, I'm free. SO, why not make use of my 'free' life? Hmm? Good Idea? I THOUGHT SO!".

She, is certainly an ambitious girl. I like that. WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE HER!! (S'all good great umm?)