Monday, December 16, 2002
Whitehouse Plot
President Whitehouse of Samantha Jones Company is now a target of a bloody cold hearted murderer. He is being moved to the "cal state fullerton school for extremely famouse targeted cold blooded murderers" (CSFSFEFTCBM), to find out the murderer that is bent on killing him. Being an old man with the worth of a dead carrot, the Prez is not really welly gaurded, and his death is predicted to be very soon, like less than 2 days, as so many mad men are so common these days.
The Prez's friends are not really worried about them, being the Eskimos they are. Eskimos, as you know, don't care about anyone else, nontheless, themselves. So, it seems that the Prez hasn't got anyone on his side, so I think he might as well die, anyways. But, he seems determined to live his life. Well, he hasn't gotten any further on finding who the cold blooded murderer, and stuff.
