Wednesday, December 18, 2002
Talking to Inanimate Objects
Reporters have *just* discovered that Mr. Trittly talks to INANIMATE THINGS!!! Yes, lets repeat: INANIMATE OBJECTS!!
"ITS lIKE OH MY LORDY LORD OH LORD!! I'M GONNA WAANNNAA be *just* LIKE HIM!! AWESOMEEEE!! OMG! OMG!!!" cheered Miss. Sprinzdeel from inside her grave.
Yeah, this discovery is like *really* aesome..! "To me its reaaaall easy," said Mr. Trittly blushing slightly, "All you have to do is practice!"
"HOW HOW HOW?? OMG!! OMG!! I'm gonna die if you don't tell me *this* seconD!! OMG!!" yelled Ms. Looskia's son. Mr. Trittly refuses to tell anyone his lively secret. "It'll just RUIN it! Ruin-Ruin!! O MY GOD SAAAD!!" he announced.
Everyone is suggested to *attack* him with questions about it so he finally decides to tell.
