The Tale of Two Donkeys

Samantha Jones and co were recently cruising the town of "The Tale of Two Donkeys". They've currently finished acquiring this much information on the citizens of the late town.

If you find anybody fitting thier descriptions even a teeny weeny bit, please contact us IMMIDIATELY either by Broadcasting Yourself or calling us @ toll free 1-800-KURIOUS and speak to our *live* answering machine about that. Thankewzs!

NOTE: THE DEATHS MENTIONED HERE *MIGHT* NOT BE TRUE AND THE PEOPLE MIGHT STILL BE ROAMING 'ROUND HERE!! freaaky or what?

So here goes...
Princess Loli was an awesome coolio. A true hot KID. Duh!! Jub Jub was another hot kid who loved to play with her best friend Pencil Box. Mr. Box who was Pencil’s dad did not allow Jub Jub to play with such cheapo girls. He told Jub Jub to play with hot kids like herself and Jub Jub thought that he meant to play with herself! And so Jub Jub went to Trophy Magnet the wise hot kid leader and asked for an advice. Ms. Magnet told her to play with Mail Stickier. Mail said she ain’t gonna play with anybody but herself. Jub Jub thought it was boring to be a hot kid. She resigned.

Mike Calsco Danny was a lody boy who sang squeaky. CD or as he was known as, was very annoying to Hitler. Hitler complained daily that CD was too lody to be alive. He killed CD.

Then came the monster brothers Sydney Microphone and Mirror Green. They were fat and mowed lawns. Brushing Hair was cool to them. As you might have not known, Brushing Hair was their Mom. They loved school, and once they were told to stay home and they both shouted no! They were killed shortly afterwards.

Then came Ummagine Sally aka Fishwalk. Ummagine Sally was a very pretty girl that loved to walk dogs and fishes. Fishwalk certainly earned lots of money doing that! Pretty soon she became a millionaire and a selfish human girl. But as soon as she became a millionaire she drank a potion known as Life Burg. That killed her.

Jhodora Dark was next on the stage. She sold potions and spells to make a living. But the potion and spells turned against here. She died.

Kauvara Applepot came next. She loved Popsicle and Pop Star. Popsicle and Pop Star were sisters. Miss Applepot played with them daily until the great flood that caused the Star sisters to turn against her. They slaughtered her. They died soon afterwards too.

Little Magician was a cutesy who had no sense of Art and Craft. Art and Craft hired Superman to do something terrible to him. Superman killed Little Magician. Little Magician died. Superman died too. His ghost continues to kill people though. But hopefully will stop soon if not today.

Mcline Randall was a doll. A boy doll in fact. He came alive in the 4th of July. And died on the 14th of August. Short life, eh?

Congratulations Everybody shouted a lot. Congratulations Everybody was a 6th grade buller in the school on the sky; Mr. Little School was his teacher. Mr. Little School was the founder of the school. Most people in the town of “A Tale of Two Donkeys” did not attend school, so they were uneducated. Congratulations was educated. Education killed him and so the saying runs: Education killed Congratulations.

Samantha Flower Parts Jones H. H. was a snow-teenager. Everyone feared her, and so they banished her, and made her live in the Snow Caves, with her friend Nancy Draws A Lot A Little Too Much. Together they got lots of kryptonite, and pelted Bat Man with it, when he tried to rescue the girls. They soon died, after finding out they were SuperTeen, and SuperArt, and both could die from kryptonite.

Mizz Susie Magulliah Tristantical Minorra Mizzipia Mc Heffner was the founder of freckles, and the prettiest woman in the whole world with the longest name. It was said that she had married one of her elf friends, but no one believed it true, so they were equally surprised when Mizz Susie’s son had magical powers. He was mental, and never existed.

Liquid Gorreela was a first class school girl. She never got an F even though she was mostly really close to getting that. She always cheated and sometimes even told on herself to her teacher. Luzika Masiolz, who happened to be her mother, found out and killed her the very second!

Simon Stealing Blood happened to be a thief. He used to say that stealing was in his blood and he couldn’t help it when asked why. Simon’s mother, Grrreatt Morty Cheating Blood loved his habit and told him to cheat also. Simon thought that cheating was super bad and he killed his mom who killed him back!! The end of both….

Lisa luvs Monkeyz was a tornado lover. She ate, drank, and even slept them. Everybody hated her for doing that. Everybody told tornado that Lisa only likes him cause she thought he was rich. Tornado quickie got mad at Everybody because she was almost saying he wasn’t rich. No Human loved luvs Monkeyz so she told Torandoe that and Tornadoe quickie killed Lisa cause he hated No Human.

Gnaw on Tooth was a sad monk. She tried her hardest to live in the palace forever. Sadly, her only *akloti* daughter didn't kno how to cook and so she had to cook for her. But then she got a brilliant idea and told her daughter to buy at fast food shopz. Her daughter agreed unwillingly and cried that of her wish that the palace be her home too.

Trilly McMilly CLoth was a lady porcupine who swore that if she saw Santi Claus she'd rip his enemy's into two. She screamed when she heard that her husband was going to eat the guts out of her. "YUK! LORD LORD!! HELP ME! GOD!" No one or thing came to help so she soon became gutless.

Shakulayayyyyaaaaaaaa was a twinkle star. She lived way up in the sky, so I have not a bit of time to go up, and research about her twinkly life.

BroadayyayyayhB!

No more people of our knowledge have spent some time in the town of “A Tale of Two Donkeys”.