Sparring.. Useless Arguments.
Sparring (Stupid Pointless ARguments) are getting quite common throughout Noozville.

“Me and my wittle broddy were like fighting for TWO WHOLE HOURS in DA NIGHT!!” exclaimed Samantha Jones merrily.

Most citizens claim that it’s the funnest thing ta do!! Says Mr. Trittly eagerly, “I was like playin with my motha and then the electricity went away! LIKE OMG OMG!!! and so my brotha came and put on a candle.. And so my motha said, LORD LORD!! ITS GETIN REAAL HOT HERE, SONNY!! ON THE FANNNNN!! And I was like OMG! MOMA YOUR SOO STUPID!! How cud u be so super dum?? HE FAN WILL BLOW OFF THE CANDLE!!! WE WERE like ARGuING WETHER WE ShOULD OR NOT on the FOR HOURZ!! I WAS SAyin light is betta but momma was saying fan was!”

Yes, sparring has become a new hobby for all. Why, even grandpappy’s and granny’s enjoy it so much!!

”We were sparring about owah late aunt and her friend’s death,” said Ms. Looskia, “she drownded in a boat sink ya kno.. her friend made a huge hole in it.. nd poppa was saying she was soo super duM and she shud’ve made anotha hole so da watah wud go right out!.. WE WERE LIKE OMG!! IF SHE DID THENn she’d BE ALIVE! LIKE OMG OMG!!! bad lady, we guesses”

Oh well, we wonder when the people here will find their brains.

“I WAS LOOKING WHOLE MORNING!!” bellowed Rally angrishly, “DON’T YA DARE SAY I LOST IT PURPOSEFULLY! LIKE OMG YOU LIEEEE!!”

Great!! Sad or what?