So Much Has Changed...

Jhon McJon had been anxiously been waiting for the time he becomes a grown up. Today, was his birthday, and now, at the age of 24, Jhon McJon has found a mistake in his dream. HE HAS TURNED INTO A GIRL!! "Not literally, only emotionally." says one of McJon's doctors. "We think its a problem with his heart. He's dying. He's gonna come back... as a she." McJon's terrified.

"I don't know what to do!" Says McJon. "Last night, I put on my mother's make up, and arrived at the Night Club with my friends. As soon as they got a good look at me, they started to crack up. One even died. I remember the cracks on his head that were leaking brain juice."

"He had to be rushed to the hospital, but didn't survive. It was gross. But, not his brain juice though. One drop fell into my empty water glass, and without thinking, I drank it. It tasted pretty nice, except for the fact that I'm getting dummer.... and acting more like a monkey."

"There isn't any hope for me, *shrugs* and fortunatly, I don't think I care. I mean, look at the bright side, I still get to live!"

McJon is shunned from all of his fellow maniac stars. "We just don't want to hang around girls, ya know, ya know?" Says Joe Joe Do Do. "Yeah, it's totally impossible.. *shakes head* Girls.... UGH!" Says StarryBrite Maguday (boy).

Doctors are currently gonna research all they can before McJon's death. "He's like a son to us" Says HittyMitty APD.