Thursday, December 19, 2002
Sad Dayz...
Today is the first day in the sad dayz space time continueum. In the Sad Days Space Time Continueum, many many sad things happen. Unfortunate events. A whole SERIES of unfortunate events. Murders, robberers, kidnappers, killers, widowers, runawayers....
IN which case the noozley will be filled with sad things. So, be happy and save yourself from a lot of wearisome woe, and not read it, provided you are not one of the reporters. You see, a lot of things aready happened.. but they're for us to know.. and you to find out.. GOOD LUCK!
