Robbers in Hallowell

Robbers attacked the quiet town of Hallowell, demanding glassess of milk. "I- I- I- was soo scared, I had nothing to do, but- but give em the glasses of egg nog!! But, my clever childer called my granny, and- and *brr shivers* she came." says Mamma Hallowell linking arms with Papa Hallowell. Granny Hallowell did come, but the robbers denied any knowing of doing such things as stealing glasses of milk! "Ugh! Why would anyone do such a thing as blame ME, of a thing as stealing? AND GLASSES OF MILK! How absurd can ya be?" says famouse Ski lander Jenny Poe Jackson. But, Granny H. has founded proof to such things, "The culprits were found with inexcusable proof. They all had thick white milk mustaches!" says she.

"HOW HOW HOW! Is that inexcusable proof?" Asks Miss. Merridal Poppenhiemer. "Anyone could have a thick white mustache made of milk!" But she and her crew were also found in the Hallowell kitchen, chocking the clever childer that called Granny H. That, is inexcusable proof as far as any eye can see. So, they have been arrested for stealing precious eggnogg, and for harrasing, and choking the counties sixth most financial advisors, the Hallowells.