h1 Tuesday, December 17, 2002

RioTS!!

Reporter Samreen’s recent arrest has brought so many riots especially in the town square. About thirteen people sacrificed their shoes (threw them at the opponents) for her and 17 people actually gained a trip to hospital because of being trampled on, etc.

“JAIL IS NOOO PLACE FOR A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD!!!” Loooskia shouts. Most of Samreen’s supporters, support her only because of her small age or her coolness in speech, clothing, and firmness.

“YES OMG! IT IS FOR A THIREEn year old who told little kiddies to disobey their parents!!” The Entire Titlly family cried. They also swore that they would kill their own granny, mother, father or ANYONE if they told them to disobey their mops and pops!!! “Even brop.“ stated Mr. and Ms. Kusheez

Still others have different views of this recent event. This news was specially hard hit because she was one of the three only reporters in town.

“She’s gone to jail so she’s gone! Forget the past dumbboz. Lets look forward to the clean & rainy future!! SHEESH!” argues Mr. Paloochie.

”Whats the big deal?” slept Miss. Sprindeel, “I sleep a lot too!! I don’t understand this one teensy bit”

Some people in this town are wacko, we guesses.