Riddles Gone Zombish

Riddles, in Riddle Town are gone ZOMBISH today, here in the Riddle Town Morning. 'So I wake up in za mornin' Sayz Miss. Mitrryl, the town's famouse richest cruelty person, "'N I see, the Riddle family, walking 'round with their hands sticking out, moaning and groaning. I waz terrified I tell ya. I mean.. they were looking at me with their eyes!!" Various reporters have reported in with the description of the zombies... "Their eyes ar yelloow, and they have cracked up teeth, they're real messed up, I tell yar, I do" Sayz Mystery Detective Paloocha. "Rude too, I mean I waz all standin there with my mouth open, gaping at em, and then one looked at me with their hideous eyes, and said, 'Choo lookin' at?'"

Shurriffs are currently investigating what happened to the ever popular sweetie pie Couple Riddle, Riddle Bunch, and Riddle Sandwhich went. "No newz as of yet," says Shurriff Jamintha.