Monday, December 16, 2002
Reporter Very Bad
Samreen has been convicted of leading children into refusing their parents. She is currently in prison right now, getting what she deserves (tiny electric shocks every now and then), but the St. Mundanies Prison for Extremely Inexcusably Bad Reporters has a mob building up by the minute, demanding to see her (not to mention kill her). "I LUV LIVER!! HOW DARE SHE! AND I MUST POISON MY CHILDREN!! HOW DARE SHE!!" says Miss. Dali Da Dali Dalali. "LIVER RULES! LIVER RULES! SAMMY SOSA STINKS! SAMMY SOSA IS GROSS! LIV-ER RULES! LIV-ER RULES!!" and she goes on chanting with the rest of the mob.
Stayed tuned until later news. The Noozley will be shut down till then, as this is their first incident of a reporter gone mad, and its very disturbing. Hopefully, be back up in time for holiday madness.
