Wednesday, December 18, 2002
Reporter Samreen: Freed at Last!
May we announce the great news: Samreen is free!!
“She was arrested by mistake, much apologies,” said Police Chief, Mr. Pwelees Chee lowering his head.
Pro-Samreens roared with delight, gathering all around her. Parties were to be held all over the town. Anti-Samreen’s joined the celebration as everyone in the town loves to celebrate, no matter what the reason.
Samreen was extremely happy to be free again. “Its great to know that I could get back to my writing,” she said.
The Affending Noozley, this newspaper (and also the newspaper that Samreen works for) announced free subscription to everyone for-ever. Doi (cuz it was already free from before..)
