Prank Callz

Mizzer Maddiiiillllllyy of za mozt populayr stoor in toown, is coomplaining about zee extremeness of zee prank callz he getz. Sayz he, "... so the phone rang, and I stumbled to get it. Says the mad woman on the phone, 'HELPPP! MMEEE HOWSEEE is oon fiiireee!!!' Says I, 'Weeel we ain't the fire depertment lady.' Says she, 'Weell.. you're iiinnn iittt, yooou should know.. YOUU would get buuuurened!!' Says I, ''Cha talkin bout lady? I'm content here in mee storee I am' Says she, 'Well DOiII!! I meeent it is yooooooooour what you say.. stooorree on fireee!!' Says I, 'AIIIIIIIIIII!!'. So I rushed my shoppers off my store, only to find 'twas a prank call. Anuzzer simulayr one happened yesterday. I may haf zzoo close my stoore if you peopulz don't hurry and catch the criminuls." Weeel, I say to zis extremely znoobbish man, 'YO STORE AINT THE BEST IN TOWN, AINT!!' What weeell you sayy, hmmMHHHmmm?