Saturday, December 07, 2002
Pop Star Found Dead
MIZZ Srpindeel was fund deeed neeer za highway. Zis waz a total unaccident, and zee hahd been brutally beetin, and leeaft tew die. Za rumorz r zat zee waz murzered cauze zee waz za mozt efficeint pop ztar evah, an her murzer waz plotted for a long time by varioz murzeres, but zay r all very dizzapointed cauze zay zint get to murzer zer, and take all her money. Zee waz killed by Muzer Paloocha, who iz at ummm whatz zee word again? yez large. Muzer Paloocha iz at large. N-e-1 who knowz where zee Muzer iz, plz tellz uz. Thankz!
