Saturday, December 21, 2002
Olives’ Price Goes Down 3 Cents
This year’s olive crop went really good. So good as a matter of fact, that supermarkets have been forced to lessen the price in order to be able to sell all the olives.
Hearing the news, Mr. Tritly’s Entire Family fell into a fit of sobs.
”We-we u-used to s-save 1 WHOLE dollar by not p-purchasing olives,” wailed a grief-stricken Mr. Tritly. “Now, now.. uhh now! W-we only save 97 c-cents!”
