Thursday, December 19, 2002
Mr. Paloochie Is Found to be Lost
Mr. Paloochie is lost! Searchers searched the whole town but found no trace of him. “Maybe he just simply wandered away,” suggested his wife cheerfully, “He does it all the time! Well, whatever it is, I don’t care. He was a big pain anyways.”
We are trying our hardest to find him. He was very very important in our news, etc.
”I’m GONNA cry,” announced Mr. Loooskia leaving to his room to start.
”Where has my dear father GONE? YOU DUNNO WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL ITS GONE! I won’t rest until he’s home! We dun wanna grow up, all alone!” sang Mr. Paloochie’s children copying their best friend Adam when his little sister was lost.
Try your hardest to condole his grief-stricken wife and family.
