Saturday, December 21, 2002
Mr. Paloochie: Kidnapped!
Mr. Paloochie, our fellow townsman has been kidnapped! His kidnappers are demanding one million Japanese yen, or else he will be put to death.
”Its all good,” exclaimed his wife. “We didn’t want him anyway. Good riddance to bad trash!”
His children, however, were facing a different dilemma.
“He-he is OUR fatha!!!” they said sadly. “Momma wont even help us collect the yen! Now whom do we asl for help?”
Mr. Paloochie’s neighbors readily agreed to help. Mr. Paloochie was very popular among the townspeople.
The kidnapper’s letter can be read here: Letter
