h1 Saturday, December 07, 2002

Mississippi Flushed (or not?)

The Mississippi river is being flushed of all its water. Pedestrians have decided it to be ajeebly convenient, so as ajeeb as they are, to like ajeebly convenient flushed rivers!!!! Anyways, the car riders are extremely worried about the poor fishies, and the swimmers. 'But,' says Miss Piddeelly, 'This hmm.. how you say... ahh yes! THIS... PREDICTION? No no... hmm.. well... huge problem has hoplessly, no solution. So, I say, we have no right to be worried.' Pedestrians are rejoicing over that statement, and that they are going to win. Who knows? Maybe its not THAT hoplesss Miss Piddeelly!!!