Friday, December 13, 2002
Mayor Apartment's Death Day Celebrated
In case ya'all forgot December 13th is also the Death Day of Mayor Apartment (Mayor White House Green House for short), who brutally passed away in peace 43 yearz ago.
Crowds gathered around the city, with strong concentrations near the Central House, partying and celebrating this great day. Said Mr. Pooztay a 91 year old man of Orange Applez "He waz da best mayor dis city ever gotted!!! This day should be celebraaaaaated forever, cuz it was the day he finally left!!"
Miss Poozie agreeed adding "My dad and his dad before that all grew up under his reign! And they hadz the best childhoodz ever. They sayz he was da sweetest man in da world! When he left it was soo a relief!! 12-13 RULES!"
