Little Freiyt's Died

We just recieved this newz from the castle of Ms. Princess Dorfy. Princess Dorfy loved to wander and roam in her palaces courtyard because it pleased it to do so. And also, she had a real pretty rose garden that didn’t possess evil magic.

She had three princess friends of course as princess’s only play with their fellow princesses: Dorky, Dorkier, and Dorkiest.

Dorky loved to play on her seesaw and bonk little prince’s heads. One day Dorfy, whose Hispanic family was in Spain, called and said that they miss her. Dorfy resigned her role as a Hispanic. Dorkier loved music and often told her friends about her great love for it. Dorkiest was the smartest and wisest and was planning to become a true prodigy.

One day, when all the friends were swimming in the swamp, superman came swooping down and killed one of them and asked Dorkiest for safety which she delightedly accepted because she hated superman and thought it would be a wise thing to do. The person who was killed was not a friend. Her name was Little Freiyt and she loved to pray in the rain. It was her hobby to do so.

So, everybody said, who cares about Little Freiyt? , but little did they know that her hair was real gold. Her bouncy golden curls were true to their words as they had promised her that when she dies they would turn into gold. Superman was the only man who knew the secret and said that if a man was in need of money Little Freiyt was the area to go.

Sad or what? A terrible loss of *riches* to the whole entire community. *sob*