Tuesday, December 10, 2002
Letters to Miss. Affending
Dear Miss. Affending,
I am a lonely person, without a heart. I have to know how to get a heart. The old lady Asiya said it'd cure my loniliness, the heart will. So I wahz wondering, how do you get a heart? I mean are they rare? Coz if they are, then I don't think I want one, coz it'll probably cost a lot, and old lady Asiya said that lonliness cures don't cost a lot, and I have to follow her ancient prophecies. So I was wondering, couldya help me with a rare heart disease?
Very Much Yours,
In Search of a Heart
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Dear In Search of a Heart,
I suggest you go to 'Old Lady Asiya' if you don't very much like MY advice! GOOD BYE!!
NOT YOURS,
Miss. Affending
