GUNS SHOULD FOREVER BE PROHIBITED! (SEE WHAT HAPPENS?)

A child in her mid fives, lost her bestest ever friend. She is trying- oh what the heck! Why don't we just let her tell her story all by herself? I'm sure she will be the perfect person to! (Other then the fact that I luv how children die- i mean talk) Samantha?

"Dadia sat on my camel, and I sat on her horse. Then we started fighting, and we ended up digging a hole to china and we met Kung Fu Kaa. He told us how to Kung Fu. Then when we went back to the hole, we found it was gone. So we became chinney until our parents rescued us. After our parents rescued us, we found out we had a rare gun disease. my parents told me and Dadia never to use guns again. Me and Dadia got really hungry. We went outside one night, and in my blindness for my hunger for my gun, I accidently killed her. I wept until I went back to the future. I went to visit her grave this afternoon, and I vowed never to use my gun again."

"I-I- shot a few times at the grave, to quench my hunger. Then, I threw it away, where it landed on an old dear reading to her grandma, and it shot a muscle man, who was lifting pistachios on his nose. He looked at me and said- "The phrase Samantha is not average. Its wonderful. The thought that counts". I didn't understand what he said. He was dieing anywyays. Then, I looked to the sky for some signs. Lightning flashed, so I knew that my time had come. I jumped back into the Future. And then, I died when Dadia's spirit took over my body. I didn't care. I was dead before."

*shuffles a stack of papers, looking confused* O-okay! So there you have it! The exact reason why guns are forever prohibited. ;)!