Food Fights (on Friday?)

Today, Pupils at Liver Wurst Elephantry School experianced what we call a 'Food Fight Friday'.
'It was AWESOME!! I loved it!!' Delia Brown said in her interview late Sunday afternoon. 'Don't you think I did such a good job?'
Exactly 50 people died of too much food logged in their brains, and a 100 had serious heart attacks.
'I-I-I LOST MY MAMMA!!' says Miss. Perky Pine, a cheerleader at the school. 'It's a pity! She was SUCH a good one too!' her mamma exclaimed.
Both mother and daughter agree that there should be an effort to have more food fights, so that it cleans up this society.
Meanwhile, Prince Pal is looking into this matter, and his majesty doesn't want to enclose information that his highness and the Pal Asscociation has discovered, leaving the onlookers breathless from excitement. 'We haven't found a lot yet, there isn't anything to worry about,' Prince Pal said after 20 young men died from lack of air.
As you can see, the cause of this food fight is not yet discovered, but the pupils are studying as hard as they can to discover it, while the eyes cannot see.