Email Culprit Caught!

Does this sound familiar? You recieve an email or an e-card from someone who seems to know you, and then you find out its a total stranger? No need to worry more, the biggest email culprit has been caught red-handed!! Says Mr. Tritly" I was sooooooooo happy when I heard da newz, I was like juggling my wife's shoes! Mr. Fire Dragons 5678 has been so a pain to me lately, I was worrying the whole nights through until my hair turned white. And I through UP!! On my dogs sweater's children.. Oooh I'm so happE! now!"

Mr. Fire Dragons 5678 is the culprit according to the City Police. The lady was caught red-handed (with spots of green AND blue) as she tried to play double act and trick her best friend. Said she on her arrest " Jail is cool! YEA!!!!! FOREVER ME !!!"

Miss Soozy Peez was enthralled by the news. She claimeed "MY lifve was killinj me and girl was bot-her! I waz yelllllling and craming cracka's in mah mouth and geezing my dogs to stay quiet help muRDERERD!!"

Readers are encouraged to email Mr. Fire Dragons 5678 at firedragons5678@hotmail.com for shaming her majesty furtherz!!

YAYA! CELEBRATIONs have been announced throught the city for dis great discovery.