Dear Miss Affending
Question 1

Dear Miss Affending,

OH GOD!! MY SON HAS BEEN STOLEN FOR OUR FAMILY FORTUNE- EMRALDS!!! Oh god help me pleee...!! please oh please!! Of course we love our emralds more than him, but.... OF COURSE YOU Being THE FAMOUSE MISS AFFENDING , will help us in a way no one could ever imagine You just HAVE to help us! (no reward of course, but still, its our (the richest family in the world, Mytilly,) SON! the most beuatiful boy in the world) Plzz..!

Yours,
The Entire Mytilly Family

Answer 1
Dear the Entire Mytilly Family,

Your son was stolen..? And are your emeralds gonna be kidnapped? Yeaaaaa.

-Yours,
Miss Affending

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Question 2
Dear Miss. Affending,

My little daughter ran away last Monday, and I don't know what to do. Living in a jungle is hard, especially if your daughter is... well... a civillian. You see... there was a fight last Sunday... Most of our houses... burned... my daughter's baby... dead... She's most likely... gonna... kill herself! YOU've GOT to help me! Please o please!

Yours,
Miss. Paloochie!

Answer 2
Dear Miss. Paloochie!

You have a daughter and you are a MISS? Cool and strange.

-Yours,
Miss. Affending