Tuesday, December 10, 2002
Bizarre Diseases Strike Southnorthern Wacoia
As more and more citizens of Lialo, (located in Southnorthern Wacoia) capture the latest disease, life there is going crazy. All residents in the area have been warned to stay home during night light hours as the diseases are life threatening.
Common symptoms of this strangeness include sleeping with closed eyes, eating with teeth, sleeping at night, laughing at anything out of the norm, and a sudden dislike for brocolli.
Exclaims Susad Braaan, who attends Ladies Elementary Collage, "My little brother fell asleep last night and, and, OUCH!! I had to wake him up because I didnt want poor mama to fear that her son was ill. But now everyone knows he is ill. Oh how sad. I feel lonely sleeping because my little brother has already done so in the night. A piTy!! He is my only sibling. He was my only companion.."
