h1 Friday, December 13, 2002

A Bit about the Bloody Bombarians
Our previous story (see 12-12-02 in archives) about the interview with the BBs confused a couple of folks, who were wondering who exactly the BBs were. We hope this will answer all inquires. ;))

They say once there was a group of six
Three men, three women and they lived in Ricks.
Said the women to the men, one very fine day
"The world is so filled with delicious prey
Let us hunt every living being day and night
It wouldnt be hard, already we are much of a fright
And when we kill anyone, we eat
Leaving their bones and gobbling their meat."

The men were delighted and they replied
"Oh, lets start right away, before the people hide
Oh lets start right now, our stomachs are grumbling!
We'll rule the world, we could hear the monarchy crumbling!"

And so the Bloody Bomabrians set right out,
Their goal was one, without a doubt
To be the only residents of the universe
Killing every other living thing without a curse!