Friday, December 13, 2002
Beautiful Affairs
Miss. Samantha Jones has some issues about Miss. Merridal Poppenhiemer, who is a smashing young woman in material arts. "I've been trying to get to the black belt for AGES!!" said Jones in her interview, late Friday afternoon. "I've been TRYING but I didn't get it! WHY WHY WHY?" "I don't know! I don't know! I just don't know! Why doesn't she stop asking me that? Why doesn't she stop asking me that? Why doesn't she stop asking me that? HUMPH! HUMPH! HUMPH! HUMPH! HUMPH! HUMPH!" "BECAUSE YOURE A BIG FAT JERK WHO IS A JERKISHLY REPEATER!!"
But after that hardcore battle they had, the martial arts women have been friends ever since, which was a second ago.!
My beautiful Pera, won't you return to me? Won't you?
