BBs have a Found Nanny!

Announcement- The Bloody Bombarians announced just today, that they have discovered their long lost Granny Glory. Says Mark Jones official spokeperson for the BBs, 'Hahah! In your face you rotten Magarqians! Now we have a Granny too! A granny that defeats all! Granny GlorY!!!'

Well well, we'll see about that. We have just gotten news that this Grammy Glory is a big black man, wearing glasses and t-shorts, and shirts, with a very hairy body. 'I-I-see her everytime she bathes herself in the little pool in the Magarq Manor, an an.. she's very hariy and UGLY' says Mizz Pandoola. 'Arr... Pandoola.. strange girl.. I'm not a ma- YOU!! MARK!! GET YER SELF BACK IN THE BED YOUNG MAN BEFORE I CALL THE PROPER AUTHORITIES ON YOU!! NOW!! GIT GIT GITTTTT!! GIDDYAP!!!"

And now begins the interview of the Spokesperson, of their beuatiful granny:

Miss. Affending- Well.. how do you like your new grammy Glory?
Mark- *flinches* *flashback..*

Caps- Grammy Glory
Normal- Mark Jones

"YOU! MARK! WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN THEY ASK YOU IF YOU LIKE ME? WHAT DO YOU SAY? WHAT DOOOOOOO YOU SAY?"
"Th-that I like you very much ma'am!"
"DAMN RIGHT YOU DO!!! NOW WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN THEY ASK HOW YOU ARE TREATED?"
"I am treated very badly because she makes us do all the chores?"
"DANG!! HOW'M AH SUPPOSED TO GET IT IN YO STUPID HEAD? WHAT DO YOU SAY? AGAIN, LOUD AND CLEAR!"
"That you are very nice, and we get to do all the chores?"
"DAMN RIGHT I AM!!"
"...."
"NOW! GET IN THERE, AND DO YO STUFF!!!"
"R-r-ight!!"
"GO!!! AND BEHAVE YOURSELF YO FATTY!"
"Y-y-es Ma'am...!"
*end flashback*

Mark- *squrms* (voice in head- say the truth! Mark- no no! She'll kill!! voice in head- yah yo right m'man.. and OUTTTTTT!!) I like her very much, ma'am!!
Miss. Affending- *mockingly* An' why you say that my dear Bloody B?
Mark- C-cause she's the nicest ever! AN' she she.. is strict, and spanks us when we're good, an.. an.. she makes us in to slaves! I luv her!! (translation- She's the meanest slut ever, and she calls us sluts, and she illiglay enslaved us.. an an.. I HATE HER!)
Miss. Affending- *dissapointed* Riteee.. okay .... thats enuf.. my dea bloddy b! AND OUTTTTTTTTTT!!