Wednesday, December 18, 2002
And Another Mystery Uncovered: The Value of n!
Math books for centuries have pestered students into trying to figure out the value of the ever-changing n. It finally has been discovered! This discover (like all discovery’s in this town) brought about great celebrations from people from all corners.
“I was doin my mathZ homework when mommy tolded me dat I didntd even hafta do its anymohe!!!” eggzclaimed chubby Joon Loooskia. “it was because she said the mystery was solved!! NO MORE ALGEBRA!! YAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOO!”
Mrs Loooskia was beaming happily. She said she loved riddles but this one had been too hard for her to answer and she earnestly had wished that the answer be discovered in her lifetime. “My wish iz troooo!!” she exclaimed.
The Mayor meanwhile, announced math holidays on Mondays.
