h1 Saturday, December 14, 2002

Anahasoor Brainpiece at YOUR Service, and Ours Too!

Anahasoor Brainpiece, The Senses Restaurant is finally open for business! It promises delightful meals and awesome prices. Said Mr. Kelly Maaaaaort "I'z alwaiz loved to eat and it was zo expensive to do so. I be so happy NOW!"

Anahasoor Brainpiece charges prices considering five different things. To see da scrumptious yummiez it costs 50 cents. To hear the foodz sizzlin’ it costs 1 dollar. To touch the burningness of the meals it costs $1.50. To smell the delightful mouthwatering stinks, it’s a $2.00 job. And to taste anything and everything you just got to pay a mere $3.00!!

Also noted was that if you did any of the above unintentionally, you still hafta pay! “We cant take excuses!” roared Miss Ana Hasoor the queen chef of the restaurant.

Mayor Kerplump attended the grand opening with glowing pleasure. He said “This innovation is sure to change dis world.” He beamed delightedly. “Dis way to charge prices is da best. Lord knows how many people pay to eat when all dey wanted to do was simply sniff!!”

His speech ended with great applauses from all over, shaking the city back and forth.